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becky420
06-11-2008, 05:31 AM
Some of the British Slang I have learned and use every day..Its going to be quick.. lol lets not mention the scottish slang i will get to that later.
please if you have a fav british slang.. please add with the term.

ACE - If something is ace its Brilliant.

ANY ROAD - Up north instead of saying anyway,they say "any road" weird huh?

ARSE- This is a word that isnt in the usa, It basicaly means the same as ASS, but ruder. It is used in phases like "pain in the arse"( a nuisance) or "I cant be arsed" (I cant be bothered) or you might hear something was a "half arsed attempt" meaning its not done right.

ARSEHOLED- Drunk! Usually in the advanced stages of drunken stupor, someone would be considered" completely arseholed.

A&E - often written just like that Its the British version for ER (emergency room)

BEES KNEES - This is a polite version of the dogs bolloxs. So if you are in a polite company and want to say that something was fabulous this phrase will come in handy..

BELT UP- Its british for shut up!

BLOODY -one of the most useful swear words in English. Mostly used as an excalmation of surprise ie."bloody hell" or "bloody nora". Something may be used "bloody marvellous" or bloody awful". It is also used to emphasise almost anything, "yer bloody mad","not bloodly likely" and can also be used in the middle of other words to emphasise them E.g. "abos-bloody-lutely".

BLOW ME - Is simply an exclaimation of surprise, short for "blow me down" , meaning something like I am so suprised you could knock me over just by blowing. It is not a request for services to be preformed..

BOLLOXS - This is a great english word with many uses. Techically speaking it means testicles but is typically used to describe something thats no good (thats bolloxs) or that someone is talking rubbish (he is talking bolloxs) Suprisingly it also used in a postive manner to describe something that is the best, in which case you would describe it as being "the dogs bolloxs".

CHEEKY - Cheeky means you are flippant, have to much lip or are bit of a smart arse! Generally you are considered to be a bit cheeky if you have a answer for everything and always have the last word.

CHEERIO - Not a breakfast cereal. Just a nice way of saying goodbye or up north "tara" which is pronounced sort of like "churar!

CHEERS - This word is obviously used when drinking with friends, However, it also has othere colloquial meanings. ie. when saying goodbye you can say "cheers" or "cheers then". It also means thank you.

CHUFFED - You would be chuffed it bits if you were really pleased about something.

CRACKING - If something is cracking, it means it is the best. Usually said w/out prnouncing the last "G". If a girl is cracking it means she is stunning.

DAFT - It basically means STUPID.

DEAR- If something is dear, it means it is expensive.

DO- A party or if you go into a shop and say "do you do batteries?" it means "do you sell batteries?" or if you drive along a motorway (freeway) in the wrong lane the police will "do " you. You could then tell your friends that you have been done by the police. Prosecute is another word for it.

ENGAGED - When you ring someone and they are already on the phone you get the engaged tone. Or the phone is busy.

GEN - Gen means Information. If you have the gen then you know what is going on.

GIVE US A BELL - This simply means call me. You often hear people use the word "us " to mean "me ".

GOBSMACKED- Amazed. Your Gob is your mouth and if you smack your gob, it would be out of amazement.

GUTTED - If someone is really upset they might say that they were gutted, like failing your driving test..

FAGGED - If you are to lazy or to tired to do something you can say "i cant be fagged". It means you cant be bothered.

FANCY -If you fancy something then it means you desire it. There are two basic forms is common use- food and people.If you fancy a cake for example it means you like the look of it and want it..If you see someone of (hopefully)
of the opposite sex then you might "fancy" them and you want to get to know them.

FANNY- This word is the word for a woman's front bits and not a Pack you wear..

FORTNIGHT- Two weeks comes from the abbreviation of "forteen nights hence terms like "im going on a fortnights holiday" or a two weeks vacation.

HER MAJESTY'S PLEASURE - When in Britain, try to avoid being detained at her majesty's pleasure. It means being put in prison with no release..

HORSES FOR COURSES - This is a common saying theat means to each his own.

JAMMY - If you are really lucky or flukey, you are also very jammy. It would be quite acceptable to call your friend a jammy bastard if they won the lotto.

KNACKERED - The morning after 20 pints.clubbin, you'd probably feel knackered. Another way to describe it is to say you feel shagged. Basically worn out, good for nothing, tired out , knackered.

LURGY- If you have the lurgy it means you are ill, you have the flu. Dont go near people with the lurgy in case you get it.

MUG- If someone is a bit of a mug, it means they are gullible .
Most used car salesmen rely on a mug to show up so they can sell something!

NOT MY CUP OF TEA- This is a common saying that means something is not to your liking.

NOWT- This is yorkshire for nothing. Similarly "owt" is yorkshire for anything. hence the expression "you dont get owt for nowt" or there is no such thing is a free lunch.

ROW - rhymes with "cow" this means an argument. You might hear you "mum" having a "row" with yer da, or your neighbours might be rowing so loud you can hear them.

SACK/SACKED - If someone gets the sack it means they are fired, Then they have been sacked.

SHITE- This is another way of saying "shit" It is useful for times when you dont want to be overly rude as it doesnt sound as bad.

SIXES AND SEVENS - If something is all at sixes and sevens then it is in a mess, topsy turvy or haywired.

SKIVE/SKIVER - To skive is to evade something, or "skiver" means you are slacking like why you outside skiving?

SLAPPER - A slapper is a female who is a bit loose ,a tart, or a tramp.

SORTED- When you have fixed a problem and someone asks how it is going you might say "sorted" It also can mean "get it sorted" when your telling someone to get a job.

TA- In short , it means thanks.

TAKING THE PISS- This has nothing to do with urine, but simply means making fun out of someone.

TICKETY-BOO- If something is going well with no problems you would say it is tickety -boo.

TOSSER- This is another word for wanker(see W) and has the same meaning and shares the same hand signal.

TOTTY-If a chap is out looking for a totty, he is looking for a nice girl to chat up.

WAFFLE- To waffle means to talk on and on about nothing.

WANKER - This derogatory term used to describe someone who is a bit of a jerk. It actually means someone who masturbates and also has a hand signal that can be done with one hand at people that cannot see you shouting "wanker" at them. This is particularly useful when driving.

WELL - Well can be used to accentuate other words, ie someone might be "well hard" to mean he is a real man, as opposed to just " hard". Something really good might be "well good". Or if you were really ,really pleased with something you might be "well chuffed"

WELLY - If you "give it welly", it means you are trying harder or to give it the boot. An example would be when accelerating away for the lights, you would give it welly to beat the guy in the mustang in the lane next to you.
Welly is also short for wellington boots, which are galoshes ( rubber hightop boots)

WIND UP -This has a couple of meanings. If something you do is a "wind up" (like a clock to wind) it means you are making fun of someone. However it you are the "wound up" it means you are annoyed.

WONKY -If something is shakey or unstable you might say it is wonky,, like i changed my chair at the pub cuz it was wonky one.

YOB - A name given to a youth, normallly under the influrence of booze and causing trouble.
In the northern parts he is a "NED"

ZED- The last letter in the alphabet. The british hate saying zee and only relent with the names such as ZZ Top (zed zed Top does sound stupid.)

CylonBud
06-11-2008, 05:57 AM
Some of these are common (About a 3rd) here in WNY. Prolly due to are closeness to Ontario (Canada a British commonwealth member).

Beez knees is also used sometimes instead "the cat's ass". That's the cat's ass. Meaning somethings nice. Daft and Gutted and not my cup of tea are very common as is fanny however here a fanny is her behind (a$$). Wanker is also used and it means exactly the same as it is in GB similar to pud puller. You wanker! :eek:

majestyk5
06-11-2008, 09:59 AM
thanks becky, that was very interesting.
alot of those i knew but a few were new to me. like most americans i grew up watching mony python and benny hill so i picked up a few
what about a "henry"? heard that 1 in shawn of the dead. loved that movie.

becky420
06-11-2008, 10:02 AM
I asked my hubby ..he dont know maybe we can get someone else to answer that..but ty

majestyk5
06-11-2008, 10:04 AM
supposed to be 1/8th of oz as in henry the 8th

tripps
06-12-2008, 11:43 AM
Some of these are common (About a 3rd) here in WNY. Prolly due to are closeness to Ontario (Canada a British commonwealth member).

Beez knees is also used sometimes instead "the cat's ass". That's the cat's ass. Meaning somethings nice. Daft and Gutted and not my cup of tea are very common as is fanny however here a fanny is her behind (a$$). Wanker is also used and it means exactly the same as it is in GB similar to pud puller. You wanker! :eek:

I can't believe you posted that, LOL, I was gonna say the same thing, that I was very familiar with almost all, but I would have credited it to the fact that my grandparents (and my mother's older brother and sister) were immigrants from England, plus I've been there 3X, funny how you may know stuff, but not why you know. PS-I'm WNY, too.

Dawg
06-12-2008, 02:35 PM
I bookmarked it so whenever you british peeps say something I know what you all are talking about. ;)

Mr Burns
06-12-2008, 03:00 PM
"Hows yer bum for spots" is a working class way of greeting someone, meaning "hows things"?

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06-12-2008, 03:19 PM
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reubeni
06-12-2008, 03:52 PM
supposed to be 1/8th of oz as in henry the 8th

Yes or it means Henry cooper=super after the boxer.
Here are some more :

Argybargy=a fight
Artyfarty= artistic
Airyfairy=more homophobia
a brick on the head job=he is no good!
Back to front=*unt(female bits)
Barmy= a little mad
Barnet= your head
Bevy = a drink
Bill and ben=jokers not serious ,children's show from the 60s the flower pot men(and little weed)
Blighty=England
Blimyme(blind me)= wow (unbelievable)
Bloke=man/a guy
Boiling=hot(I am or it is boiling geezer)
Brief=lawer
a bundle=a fight
Bung =to throw
Buff=good looking
Busy=cop/police
Chaffing=cold
Cheeky=rude
Char=a cup of tea
Chav= no class
Chuck=to throw(chuck a wobbly) loose your rag/get mad
Crusty=new age traveler
Chuck=a term off endearment (from up north)
Div= stupid
Divi=diivedend/bonus
Dolaly=a bit crazy
Doofus=stupid
Dosh=money
Dosser=homeless
Dotty= a bit confused
Duck=darling(me old duck)
Effed= fucked
Fag= a cigarette or a gay(anything you burn)
Floosie=sleeping partner(woman)
Fur burger= cunilingus
Gaff=home
Gaffer= boss
Geezer=a proper man
Gerry job=bad workmanship
Gordon Bennett=exclamation ( I don't believe it)
Graft=hard work
the Hump=upset
Hyper=over the top
Ifee= unpredictable
Jack the lad=chancer
Jiffy=very soon
Jock=Scottish
Karsey=toilet
Kyber pass=ass
Lag=a prisoner
a lackey=a yes man(your dog)
Lecky=electricity
Lippy=you talk too much
Meat flaps/curtains= labia
me old china=a friend(mate)
taking the mick=having a joke(ridicule)
Mingger= a loose and untidy woman
Mouthy=should shut up/talks too much
Monkey=£500
Mullah=a rough job(only slightly related to Islam?)
Muppet= just like the show a joker or not too bright
Mutton dressed up as lamb=old woman who thinks she is young
Narked=upset
Nipper=a child
Nippy=cold
Nonce=child molester(not to be trusted)
Lame= not very good
Loopy Lou= named after a character in a children's show meaning a bit intellectually
challenged
Old Bill=named after Robert Peel (London creator of the police)
Old dear =mother (mum)
Old man=father
our kid=a younger member of the family(from up north)
on the never never=credit(a loan)
on yer bike=get lost
Para= paranoid
Paddy=irish
Peachy= fine/nice
Pearly white=teeth
Poof= another word for gays (very homophobic in the UK)
Ponce= free loader
Pony=£25
Plod= police(he has big boots)
Prang= paranoid
Prick= dick/penis
Pucker=fantastic(good quality)
Puff=ganja
Punani=female bits
Queer=your gay(fag)
Rosy=nice (rosy lea a "nice cup of tea")
talking Rhubarb=speaking crap
Score=£20
Shifty=not to be trusted
Shirty=getting annoyed
not in a moth of Sundays=it will never happen
Snout=tobacco
Spiv= dishonest dealer
a shrinking violet= shy
Stush/Stusthdie=good quality
Tart=a another name for a slapper
in a Tick =in a minuet
a to do=argument(fight)
Ta-ra=goodbye
Taffy=welsh
Tally man=credit broker(loan shark)
Tickety-boo=OK/all right
Ton=£100
Tosser =wanker
Totty= desirable girl
Trouble and strife=wife
The other half=wife
Two finger salute=fuck off
Upetty=above your status
Waffle=rubbish/talking crap
Wig= a judge(bigwig=important)
Winger= moaner
Whipper snapper=upstart
Wonger=money
You don't get many to the £=big tits

Hehe when I can think of some more will edit.:D

CylonBud
06-12-2008, 05:09 PM
How about the "grim bubble"? = fart or air biscuit. :eek:

reubeni
06-12-2008, 05:25 PM
How about the "grim bubble"? = fart or air biscuit. :eek:

You got me there bro in 49 years never heard that 1! you live and learn ;still editing though tis all coming back to me:D

CylonBud
06-12-2008, 05:41 PM
Maybe you heard this one as it's more common. "cabbage" = Girls; totty. As in "I'm looking forward to going out this evening. I hope to pick some cabbage". :D

On a related subject there is "box" = 1. The vagina. As in: "I wouldn't mind getting into her box". 2. In cricket, a gentleman's protective device (a cup) worn around the undercarriage (qv). As in: "Ooyah me pods! I wish I'd worn a box". LOL

reubeni
06-12-2008, 05:59 PM
Maybe you heard this one as it's more common. "cabbage" = Girls; totty. As in "I'm looking forward to going out this evening. I hope to pick some cabbage". :D

On a related subject there is "box" = 1. The vagina. As in: "I wouldn't mind getting into her box". 2. In cricket, a gentleman's protective device (a cup) worn around the undercarriage (qv). As in: "Ooyah me pods! I wish I'd worn a box". LOL

Nope never heard that 1 either:D but you can have the cabbage but the peaches are mine;)

p.s Hehehe

CylonBud
06-12-2008, 08:32 PM
Another that I can think of and may be common on both sides of the pond. "Bee stings or fried eggs"? = a small breasted woman. "Do you fancy that Kate Moss?" "Naaaah! Tits like fried eggs". :D

CB
06-12-2008, 11:14 PM
well blow me down

CylonBud
06-13-2008, 02:53 PM
bike = Of women, an easy lay. She who has been frequently ridden. Often prefixed with a location. e.g. "You don't want to go near her mate. She's the office bike".:D

Then there is the "Taxi" = A women for hire. "Oh her, she's a taxi. You'll have to pay to ride her mate." :D

Another version came up while talking about the neighbors daughter with my nephew. He said she is like a "door knob" as everyone gets a turn. :D

Lastly is a "moped" = A fat lady. "She's a moped. A lot of fun to ride but you don't want to be caught dead on it.":eek:

Mr Burns
06-13-2008, 03:18 PM
Good god Cylon even I haven't heard some of those!

A little random but....
How about a 'nadger snadger'.
Its any hand operated tool that ends up near your male member when using with brute force. Like hand operated sheet steel cutters.
"Pass me them nadger snadgers"....

I've caught my waste in a pair of nadger snadgers and it looked like I'd been hit with a rubber bullet :mad:

tripps
06-13-2008, 07:33 PM
bike = Of women, an easy lay. She who has been frequently ridden. Often prefixed with a location. e.g. "You don't want to go near her mate. She's the office bike".:D

Then there is the "Taxi" = A women for hire. "Oh her, she's a taxi. You'll have to pay to ride her mate." :D

Another version came up while talking about the neighbors daughter with my nephew. He said she is like a "door knob" as everyone gets a turn. :D

Lastly is a "moped" = A fat lady. "She's a moped. A lot of fun to ride but you don't want to be caught dead on it.":eek:

I've only heard the last one.

CylonBud
06-16-2008, 06:53 PM
Another came up in a conversation with a UK friend the other day. Ginger = a redheaded person. :D Gwoire is a prejudiced term for a redhead with attitude. Seems to be an issue in the UK. Ie "Meaning an unfortunate individual inflicted with red hair, to be avoided (especially if on the pull), or retrospectively aborted". :eek: Redheads are sometimes called "carrot tops" here but not usually as a prejudice just more as a tease. :D

CB
06-16-2008, 08:28 PM
west coast ginger has always meant a redhead.... thought it was from here and normal like lol

dont get Dawg on the redheads trust me :eek:

Cranky
06-17-2008, 04:41 AM
"your twisting my melon man"

messing with ones head

came from a band called happy mondays song as far as i know but is used through out the uk...not so much these days but i likes that one:)

cranky

tripps
06-17-2008, 04:47 AM
When I was over there, my Uncle Eric told me that going to the men's room was "going to walk the dog", or "going to shake hands with my best friend" LOL I don't know how common those are, or if they were just him.

CylonBud
06-17-2008, 04:51 AM
When I was over there, my Uncle Eric told me that going to the men's room was "going to walk the dog", or "going to shake hands with my best friend" LOL I don't know how common those are, or if they were just him.

I've heard of shaking the weasel and shaking the dragon but not those tripps. I've heard that if you shake more than 3 times your playing with it. :eek: LOL

Cranky
06-17-2008, 09:09 AM
HERES (http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/A) some cockney rhyme for yas:)

cranks

CylonBud
06-17-2008, 12:54 PM
I like this one. :Al Caponed = Stoned
Classic
Modern
Rubbish
Ie. "Are we getting Al Caponed tonight?" :smoke1:

sombro
06-25-2008, 03:38 PM
Geezer=a proper man


Aaah the geezer, I'll have to take issue with your definition. I'm a geezer Reub and I'll guess that you are too. It's not a masculinity thing.
The geezer is a type like you, a bit dodgy, proper disregard for the law of the land, a little bit whooy a liitle bit weheyyyy. A bloke, your mate who knows how to get whatever you want. Almost everyone I've bought blow from was a geezer.
Perhaps this is a better demo.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKNBPIMsCwU

reubeni
06-25-2008, 06:51 PM
Geezer=a proper man


Aaah the geezer, I'll have to take issue with your definition. I'm a geezer Reub and I'll guess that you are too. It's not a masculinity thing.
The geezer is a type like you, a bit dodgy, proper disregard for the law of the land, a little bit whooy a liitle bit weheyyyy. A bloke, your mate who knows how to get whatever you want. Almost everyone I've bought blow from was a geezer.
Perhaps this is a better demo.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKNBPIMsCwU

Hehe in my younger days a geezer was where you got your hot water from; yep it was made by Ascot!:D