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Shadows
06-10-2008, 08:40 AM
Ok, so these things are notoriously cold, no matter what the season. For around 200 dollars, you can actually buy a heated toilet seat.
With that in mind, whats your reaction when you sit on one, and its already warm :eek:
SmokinMa
06-10-2008, 08:48 AM
Ewwww....if it's kept warm can you imagine the bacteria breeding on there?
No thanks....gimme a cold one anyday.
(That goes for beer as well. :p)
CylonBud
06-10-2008, 08:54 AM
I would keep thinking some else was just sitting there and hoping they flushed before I sat down. :eek:
HA!!! .. as a kid in the 60's, we had no running water, no indoor plumbing. :o
Ya'll ain't never sat on a "cold" seat.. ;)
Though long abandoned now, this still sets bout 40 yrds from the 'back door', and holds many a memory of below zero nights and relentless bodily functions.. :p
Shadows
06-10-2008, 09:30 AM
HA!!! .. as a kid in the 60's, we had no running water, no indoor plumbing. :o
Ya'll ain't never sat on a "cold" seat.. ;)
Though long abandoned now, this still sets bout 40 yrds from the 'back door', and holds many a memory of below zero nights and relentless bodily functions.. :p
Well now, as a kid from the 70's growing up in the mountains, high on top of the hill, I know exactly what yas mean there. Worse yet, was the wooden seating area that was older then the outhouse. Best not to slide off of that one:o
My maw always had a saying, Dont piss on a flat rock against the wind. I had no clue WTF that meant til I had to test it out. Splatters a terrible thing:eek:
As long as i ain't goin in a cacti pot like shadows avvy I don't care. :eek: :courtjester:
Shadows
06-10-2008, 09:55 PM
As long as i ain't goin in a cacti pot like shadows avvy I don't care. :eek: :courtjester:
Poor kid huh? of all the lessons to learn the hard way:eek:
As long as i ain't goin in a cacti pot like shadows avvy I don't care. :eek: :courtjester:
Poor kid huh? of all the lessons to learn the hard way:eek:
No shit....makes my ass hairs curl lookin at that. :buttshake:dunce:
HA!!! .. as a kid in the 60's, we had no running water, no indoor plumbing. :o
Ya'll ain't never sat on a "cold" seat.. ;)
Though long abandoned now, this still sets bout 40 yrds from the 'back door', and holds many a memory of below zero nights and relentless bodily functions.. :p
Well now, as a kid from the 70's growing up in the mountains, high on top of the hill, I know exactly what yas mean there. Worse yet, was the wooden seating area that was older then the outhouse. Best not to slide off of that one:o
My maw always had a saying, Dont piss on a flat rock against the wind. I had no clue WTF that meant til I had to test it out. Splatters a terrible thing:eek:
... Ahhhh.. I shoulda' known there would be some o' hillbilly types , other than myself, hangin' 'round here ;)
drumin
06-11-2008, 09:00 AM
Get a cushioned seat, they are soft and comfy and don't get anywhere near as cold as a standard seat. :D
oh ya the good ole out house.... remember it well... funny thing, once we got plumed into water/sewer the read'n room was still outside :rolleyes:
dad and his sick jokes eh :D
kinda like the cushioned seat like drumin now ;)
oh ya the good ole out house.... remember it well... funny thing, once we got plumed into water/sewer the read'n room was still outside :rolleyes:
dad and his sick jokes eh :D
kinda like the cushioned seat like drumin now ;)
Yep.. a different time...different "era". The "readin' room" and a Monkey Wards catalouge :p (womens underwear section ;)) was sorta' the poor boy's version of National Geo'..:yikes:
Dad said "Crappin' in the house, just ain't natural.".. :o
I can't get away from the wood..:shrug:
Shadows
06-12-2008, 07:53 AM
kinda like the cushioned seat like drumin now ;)
Oh crap, those cushioned seats that came out back in the 80's (as I know it) sucked ass. Wouldnt stay up on their own at all. I think my male parts got whacked more by that seat droppin unexpectidly then they did by me
majestyk5
06-12-2008, 08:04 AM
man, than you standing too close shadows.
i just want a regular seat, no cushion no heating element and no money in it.
being in the cunstruction biz most of my life and having a crappy boss who didnt look out for us, i have gone in some weird and inconveinent places.
just give me a good sturdy seat, i'll warm it up my self.
dont know what's worse out house in the middle of winter or middle of summer
Shadows
06-12-2008, 08:10 AM
man, than you standing too close shadows.
i just want a regular seat, no cushion no heating element and no money in it.
being in the cunstruction biz most of my life and having a crappy boss who didnt look out for us, i have gone in some weird and inconveinent places.
just give me a good sturdy seat, i'll warm it up my self.
dont know what's worse out house in the middle of winter or middle of summer
Aye, yes, maw always raised such a fuss over a little dribble on the floor. Kind of a double whammy there, if maw didnt get ya the toilet seat would
If you want to compare an outhouse to a portajohn, I'll take winter any day!! 105 mid day heat, 110 in the porta and heat really does help things ferment:yack:
gorilla
06-14-2008, 01:29 AM
Aye, yes, maw always raised such a fuss over a little dribble on the floor. Kind of a double whammy there, if maw didnt get ya the toilet seat would Was your dog's name "yeller"? :confused
Shadows
06-16-2008, 06:55 AM
Nope, he lived down the way. Kept pissing on the Red Fern