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Even Crazier Van Guy
03-26-2008, 10:14 AM
:D
nice home protection unit there.... have you had to use it yet?
or do you really play golf:eek:
Sticky_Budz
03-26-2008, 10:30 AM
:halol::halol::courtjester::rotf::peaceman:lmao
Even Crazier Van Guy
03-26-2008, 10:40 AM
LOL ... home protection... nah, man... I play golf... here's my home protection... I keep it in my nightstand beside my bed... in case I get "disturbed" while I'm sleep'n... s'only time I need a weapon... getting woken up while I'm sleep'n... otherwise, I don't need no stink'n weapon... I'll rip someone's head off with my bare hands.... :mad3:
Fing_57
03-26-2008, 10:47 AM
I'll rip someone's head off with my bare hands....
Don't believe a word I say... unless, of course, u want to...
:hmmmm: lol
Sticky's_Queen
03-26-2008, 11:01 AM
I'll rip someone's head off with my bare hands....
Don't believe a word I say... unless, of course, u want to...
:hmmmm: lol
:taunt::roll::rofl2::happy:
Just like a crazy vancouver guy...brings a knife to a gun fight. :p
Even Crazier Van Guy
03-26-2008, 11:12 AM
u make'n fun of me, Fing? :p
u play golf, man?... there's nothing better than wandering around a pristine golf course in the sunshine tryna hit a teeny weenie little fuck'n ball with golf club around acres of land while you are fucking stoned out of your mind... i LOVE it :D
Fing_57
03-26-2008, 11:26 AM
YES... it's true... I am the eighth wonder of the world... the Clueless wonder.... playing golf ........ stoned :smoke:
Golf :yack:
majestyk5
03-26-2008, 11:27 AM
i tried a couple of games acouple of years ago. just at the crappy local public course. i had fun. i just try to stay out of the sun too much, cant take it.
but i did have fun playing. was absolutly terrible.
would like to play at real course with the cart and all that. early morning, play acouple holes smoke a joint.
becky420
03-26-2008, 11:37 AM
Ya see.... I saw the first post/pic differently , I saw a set of golf clubs and its to CB and that he needed a round to relax..
I see different things.. when I am tripping.. I Guess, but golfing with CB on his Farm would be cool !
I dont see my self going to Van now, with the ugli-ness of that knife now.. scary...:cool:
Sticky's_Queen
03-26-2008, 11:44 AM
Just like a crazy vancouver guy...brings a knife to a gun fight. :p
hahahahah...;)
Golf :yack:
I must agree yack golf is borrrrrrrrring:rolleyes:
Cranky
03-26-2008, 04:07 PM
I'm with yas crazy arse van guy;)
me and and the wife were passing a charity shop and saw a golf bag with a set and half in it and a label hanging from the bag sayi 15 quid or 30 bucks to you lot.thats cheap the wife said so i said naaaaa,that must be just for the bag,get your arse in there and find out.
she comes back saying nope,its for the whole lot.ill fucking have that i thought an the lady threw in a bag of tee's and 20 golf balls.
i went straight down to the local park and started wacking the fuck out of them balls with me driver.first time i used a driver and boy do they fly.
i lost all the balls in about 20 mins lol.
still ain't had a round of golf as i dont know any fucker round here that plays.ill have to take it back home one day and have a game with the bro-inlaw.
ill never forget the time i wacked a ball on a pitch n put coarse,,,proper sliced it and watched it go round the corner straight onto this old Granny's head:o
dropped like a sack of shit she did,,,oops:D
cranks
ill never forget the time i wacked a ball on a pitch n put coarse,,,proper sliced it and watched it go round the corner straight onto this old Granny's head:o
dropped like a sack of shit she did,,,oops:D
cranks
my brother did that once....took out a dude walk'n down the road:eek: had to haul him off in the meat wagon... dude was out for like 10 minutes...
little funny i read in local police reports before i saw this thread
3:45 p.m. — Males fighting with golf clubs and num chucks on 200 block of ******
:ninja3:
gorilla
03-27-2008, 10:41 AM
No golf fans? I'm surprised.
I love golf! Great game. It's relaxing, it requires skill, and most importantly, it requires a cool head. You won't do well if you're trying to kill the ball, or getting pissed because it's not going where you want it to. You'd be suprised how far it can go when you hit it nice and smooth. Would love to play golf with ya sometime van guy. :p
Nice knife. :p I have one too, usually take it with me when going into the city or something but it's always in my room too. You made me laugh about someone coming into your house while you're awake. Same routine here. This would be the wrong house for some punk robber to come into with my dad and I here, Hah! They'd have another thing coming.
:greatjob: :peaceman::rotf:
WOW what a tangent thread!!!! bunch of freakin weed tokers :courtjester::taunt:
just reading this thread and pickin at ya'll :shuby:
:pass:
Cranky
03-27-2008, 11:51 AM
you bully
http://www.metronc.com/images/article_photos/Bravo_WAG%20kool.jpg
Even Crazier Van Guy
03-27-2008, 08:16 PM
No golf fans? I'm surprised.
I love golf! Great game. It's relaxing, it requires skill, and most importantly, it requires a cool head. You won't do well if you're trying to kill the ball, or getting pissed because it's not going where you want it to. You'd be suprised how far it can go when you hit it nice and smooth. Would love to play golf with ya sometime van guy. :p
ya man... I like golfing too. I watch it frequently with my best friend/golfing partner, as well as play video golf with him. we play Tiger Woods PGA Tour '04, '05 on Nintendo Gamecube... his kids got him one for xmas one year, so I went out and bought one so we could play golf together inside if it was shitty out LOL... fuck it... ;)
I first played golf once when I was like 12 or so, and I liked it, but no one would ever play with me... until I met my new best friend at work one day... I was electrical head dude for this site out at University of BC a number of years back, and one day when I worked late (alone) on the site, and the first-aid guy, who had to be the last man to leave the site, was waiting for me to go...well, as you know from being a dope smoker yerself... I could "sense" from him that he might know Herb... so I mentioned to him in a sideways glance, "would you, ughhh... mind if I took a moment to roll up a spliff in the car before I left for the ride home?... and ughhh... do you smoke dope?... wanna puff one for the ride home?"
well... he does one of those 3 stooges double takes, and asks me right back, "do I smoke dope? ! ?...let's go huff this baby right here and I'll tell what I do..." ... it turns out he liked me 'n my pot-head attitude right from the start when I got there... lol... but ya... he eats, sleeps, shits golf... as well as growing dope for over 30 years...guess who became my new best friend???:D:cool::D
do you know how long it took me to write what I have so far? ... shit... like over a half hour... LOL... Corona & dubes... gotta love 'em :D
I'm gunna go now... I don't know what the fuck I'm thinking now... how the Hell am I gunna put it down on digital storage?... :ciao:
Sticky_Budz
03-27-2008, 08:23 PM
I'm with yas crazy arse van guy;)
me and and the wife were passing a charity shop and saw a golf bag with a set and half in it and a label hanging from the bag sayi 15 quid or 30 bucks to you lot.thats cheap the wife said so i said naaaaa,that must be just for the bag,get your arse in there and find out.
she comes back saying nope,its for the whole lot.ill fucking have that i thought an the lady threw in a bag of tee's and 20 golf balls.
i went straight down to the local park and started wacking the fuck out of them balls with me driver.first time i used a driver and boy do they fly.
i lost all the balls in about 20 mins lol.
still ain't had a round of golf as i dont know any fucker round here that plays.ill have to take it back home one day and have a game with the bro-inlaw.
ill never forget the time i wacked a ball on a pitch n put coarse,,,proper sliced it and watched it go round the corner straight onto this old Granny's head:o
dropped like a sack of shit she did,,,oops:D
cranks:rofl2::rofl2::roll::roll::halol::pass:
Even Crazier Van Guy
03-27-2008, 08:31 PM
:rofl2::rofl2::roll::roll::halol::pass:
ya... that was fucking hillarious!!! ... drop like a sack 'o shit... BAHA HA HA... :halol::halol::halol::halol:
Sticky_Budz
03-27-2008, 08:53 PM
Im still laughing that was great i could actualy picture cranky doing that shit:rofl2::rofl2::happy::happy::roll::dance::dunc e:
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret
Cranky you should be on late TV here in the US
you crack me up
Cranky you should be on late TV here in the US
you crack me up
:courtjester:
Even Crazier Van Guy
05-20-2008, 08:06 AM
hehehe
strange this thread that I posted for CB to see if he's like to go golfing some day is still around and active...:eek:
you'd almost think that any idea I had or voiced had some merrit or something... :rolleyes:
you guys/gals must be as stoned as I am all the time :p