TENSIXFI
01-15-2006, 04:09 AM
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After
Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the
way,
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky
Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped
his
hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he
showed her his Curly Wurly.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let
him take a trip down Bourneville boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught VD. It turned out Miss
Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the
way,
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky
Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped
his
hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he
showed her his Curly Wurly.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let
him take a trip down Bourneville boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught VD. It turned out Miss
Rowntree had been with All Sorts.