Mr Burns
01-06-2006, 08:36 AM
Pray for us people. Were going to look at another house tomorrow and it's ripe for indoor and outdoor growing. Fully detatched and with 'secluded gardens' 2thumbs
Girlie pants is up for it but I gotta be convinced myself. It's a nice location next to a tidal river and most of the folk there are retired, so hopefully this is the place.
It'll be big enough to have a camping meet in Cranks! I don't mean in you Cranks, that'd be painfull and too dark.
Which reminds me of a joke. Look away now girls. No not you DRE.
Theres a scooter girl who's been shagged so much her cruch is as wide as the mersey tunnel. She's at a weekend scooter meeting and hooks up with a lone scooterist. They get down to business in his tent when she complains she can't feel his member. He whips it out and tries a few digits, still nothing he goes on to insert his hand, still nothing. So on he goes right up to his elbow, still nothing. So she's laying there legs akimbo when he rolls up a trouser leg and puts in his leg, "ooh, I can feel something" she says, so he dicides to rotate his foot and give her a right good seeing to. Just then his shoe comes off and with an "aahhh fuck" he decides theres nothing for it and decides to go in and retrive. With arms in front like a longboard diver he jumps into the girls crutch and starts walking around looking for his shoe. Just as turns the corner of the womb he bumps into another scooterist, "Have you seen my shoe?" he asks, "No, you seen my scooter"...................... :rofl2:
Girlie pants is up for it but I gotta be convinced myself. It's a nice location next to a tidal river and most of the folk there are retired, so hopefully this is the place.
It'll be big enough to have a camping meet in Cranks! I don't mean in you Cranks, that'd be painfull and too dark.
Which reminds me of a joke. Look away now girls. No not you DRE.
Theres a scooter girl who's been shagged so much her cruch is as wide as the mersey tunnel. She's at a weekend scooter meeting and hooks up with a lone scooterist. They get down to business in his tent when she complains she can't feel his member. He whips it out and tries a few digits, still nothing he goes on to insert his hand, still nothing. So on he goes right up to his elbow, still nothing. So she's laying there legs akimbo when he rolls up a trouser leg and puts in his leg, "ooh, I can feel something" she says, so he dicides to rotate his foot and give her a right good seeing to. Just then his shoe comes off and with an "aahhh fuck" he decides theres nothing for it and decides to go in and retrive. With arms in front like a longboard diver he jumps into the girls crutch and starts walking around looking for his shoe. Just as turns the corner of the womb he bumps into another scooterist, "Have you seen my shoe?" he asks, "No, you seen my scooter"...................... :rofl2: