drumin
07-14-2006, 05:49 PM
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they smoke a fat joint.
After a while the little lizard says "Hey Koala, I've got some serious cotton-mouth so I'm gonna get a drink from the river".
So the lizard climbs down and goes to the river, but he's so stoned that when he leans over at the river bank he falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says "that must be some good shit, I gotta check this out" and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him, rubs his eyes and says. . . "Fuuuuck, dude... how much water did you drink?!"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they smoke a fat joint.
After a while the little lizard says "Hey Koala, I've got some serious cotton-mouth so I'm gonna get a drink from the river".
So the lizard climbs down and goes to the river, but he's so stoned that when he leans over at the river bank he falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says "that must be some good shit, I gotta check this out" and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him, rubs his eyes and says. . . "Fuuuuck, dude... how much water did you drink?!"