Fooling the Dip stick

[Dooby420]

When I was alot younger I was on prob. and was randomly tested twice a week :mad:
Of course I wasnt gonna quit blazin ;) so my cousin taught me this and it worked for me. i blazed all thru prob after that and was pissed twice weekly and passed every single one. :D so here it is:

NOTE: I am not guaranteeing this method for anyone for a piss test for work or probation. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK :cool:


About 3 hours before you have to piss in that cup, start slamming was much water as possible, to where you're pissing every 15 or so (trust me)
After about an hour (2 hours before the piss) you take ONE Vitamin B tablet. MAKE SURE THIS IS VITAMIN B AND NOT A MULTI. This is to ensure that your piss will be yellowish.
With that Vitamin B pill you also pop 4 regular aspirin. Continue drinking water as usual. (By now your piss should have turned clear.)
ONE hour before the piss you pop another 4 regular aspirin. If you started the flush with an empty stomach, ur piss should have a slight yellow tint to it
Piss one last time before you leave and continue drinking water while you're on the way to take your piss test
GOOD LUCK!


Conclusion
All the water you drank is quickly flushing the THC metabolites from your kidneys/bladder. If you did not eat anything, your body metabolism will be slower, therefore drug metabolism is slower. This means that your body will be releasing metabolised THC into your nephrons (kidney cells) at a much slower pace.

Vitamin B naturally gives diluted urine a dark yellow-light green color. Combining the Vit. B with all that water gives your piss a natural undiluted color

And now the most effective part:
THE ASPIRIN :D

Aspirin is metabolised by the liver and mostly excreted through the kidneys. The aspirin metabolites in the urine chemically interfere with the pad on the NIDA-5 dip pad (standard dip pad for most 1-step drug tests) and do not allow the floating THC metabolites to bond, therefore yielding a negative result if done correctly. I assume this would work on all 1-step dips for THC, but I cannot confirm.

The only thing about this method is that you have to force yourself to keep drinking the water and the relatively high dose of aspirin. It's nowhere near a LETHAL dose but there is the potential for dangerous complications for people with liver problems, etc. The most it will probably do is make you feel nauseaus and mild stomach discomfort (you did take it on an empty stomach right? ;) )

Anyway I thought I would put this up. Now a days I dont think I would take the risk but when I was younger I just wanted to smoke smoke smoke :rasta:

Heh, not much has changed :D

Good luck people 2thumbs

[Dooby420]

By the way the forgot to mention this:

This method will in NO way, shape, or form fool a gas chromotography/mass spectronomy test (the 2 most common drug screens used in a laboratory). These machines are far too sophisticated to "fool" with the procedure explained in the above post.

Just thought I should throw this in there. ;)
This method only worked for me for the 1-step immunoassay test (most standard test administered by work places and prob officers)

I fooled the lab test ONCE because my piss was too diluted and it came back negative but it still flagged abnormal :(
I had to tell the bitch I had overactive kidneys :D

[CB]

98% of the places here dont use the NIDA-5 do to how easy it is to beat ;)

i have had a few of them tho and all i did was drink a shit load of water about 1 hour before test or untill piss is clear then pee away.... tester will check ph and say oops better wait a bit must have to much coffee like then pee again and if the ph is on he will test but you will still be diluted to much to go over the 50 nanogram mark.....

not sure about where your at but here if a gas chromotography gets flaged for adultrants your reported to the DA as it is a felony to tamper with a piss test in any way.....

still piss'n clean here;)

[Dooby420]

hehe well maybe my prob officer was dumb but it worked for me for 6 months so i figured might as well put it up if anyone is in the same boat i was ;)

the lab my piss was sent to didnt send anything back about adulterants, the pH came back normal and color came back normal but specific gravity was abnormal. i heard if you drink salt water it will correct this.

but then again some labs are more sophisticated than others so if you really in a mess then just quit smokin :( :(

but anyway, good luck and good smoke :rastab: :D

[CB]

but specific gravity was abnormal.

and here that is the same as tamper'n with it ;)

without a good medical record and Dr. to prove there is a good reason why the specific gravity was abnormal then it's considered adulterated...


only 3 options here bro

clean
dirty
felony time

sure i'm way over 300 piss test here over the years and only had 1 dirty test back in the early 80's....

there is loop hole's in the system as there allways is ;)

miss's took a piss test back in dec. and wasnt able to follower the directions proper and got flaged....

deny deny deny i have no idea what ya talking about blah blah and queston the accurancy of the test... mean time they will send ya piss to a second lab usally FBI lab and they will try to find out what you used....if they cant figure it out they rely you to break down and admit you commented a felony crime :rolleyes: .... this all takes 2-3 weeks and you should be clean when the say ok piss again but i will watch.....

usally if ya call em a meat gazor they will look away..... hehe

would recomend before you do anything to a piss test to check your local laws out to see just what is what

no law against flunking a piss test here but be prepared to do jail time if you alter it in any way and they find out with what....

I'm a big piss freak dooby420 and try to keep current with whats what like since we have to take so many of them here

wasnt doubting the method you used just say'n be carefull when ya do and know the laws before ya take the chance

[Greenmachine]

Jees what it is to live in a police state.

[englishdoe]

can u say negative, thanks it worked wonders

[Dawg]

Hey Dooby,
Does vitamin B11 work? (don't take vitamins so pretty dumb about it)
Also is this the test that you piss in a cup and they test it right there (non-lab)?
and about 1 gallon water or more?

[Dooby420]

Hey Dawg,
cant say for sure about the B11. I used the B-complex, which includes all those B vitamins (im no vitamin expert myself :rolleyes:) The only thing the B complex is supposed to do is maintain the yellow color of urine so you cant tell its diluted.

And yes this only applies to the dip stick test (square shaped pad with 5 squares for detection of nida-5 drugs) Lab tests are simply too sophisticated to fool in this manner

As for the amount of water to drink: I would say as much as possible. I never could drink more than a gallon since I would feel very naseous. But hey the more dilute ur piss is the better

Again this guide is based on my experience so be cautious using it ;)

PS: i am writing this very stoned so if you have questions just pm me :)

-DooB